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WNBA star Swoopes says she's lesbian

“I feel like I’ve been living a lie,” the Houston Comets star said in an interview with The Associated Press. “I’m at a place in my life right now where I’m very happy, very content. I’m finally OK with the idea of who I love, who I want to be with.”

Somehow, Kid Various believes this could only be a news story if the headline read: "WNBA Star Says She's NOT A Lesbian."

What's next? Are we going to be shocked by the news that LPGA golfers prefer the company of women? CAN'T BE!

(all except that Michelle Wie...ROWR!!!) Wie's 16 years old, strike that. But watch this space for the "Michelle Wie Legal Countdown Clock"