Get Your Stinkin' Paws Off Me You Damn Dirty Ape!

Scientists Study Gorilla Who Uses Tools

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GOMA, Congo - An infant gorilla in a Congo sanctuary is smashing palm nuts between two rocks to extract oil, surprising and intriguing scientists who say they have much to learn about what gorillas can do — and about what that says about evolution.

It had been thought that the premeditated use of stones and sticks to accomplish a task like cracking nuts was restricted to humans and the smaller, more agile chimpanzees.

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Apparently gorillas are smarter than we thought.

Or maybe this is some sort of freak genius ape!

Maybe she's so smart she'll give birth to a brood of intelligent gorillas like Ceasar, who'll go on to found Ape City and enslave humanity!!!

And those mad fool scientists are letting her keep that rock??? When will mankind learn???

Damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!