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Sunday, October 09, 2005

What The Deuce?

To paraphrase Stewie Gilligan Griffin - "What the deuce???"

A guy with ties to a radical islamic mosque and Zacharias Moussaoui blows himself up outside a University of Oklahoma football game and Kid Various doesn't hear about it for 8 days?

4) Hinrichs' roomate, Fazal M. Cheema, was a Pakistani national and neighbors claim the apartment was a center of activity for Middle Easterners. He is described as a 'really nice guy' by his friends. Unfortunately, all terrorists are described this way by their friends. NEIN now reports that Cheema and his associates may have been on the FBI's terror watch list.

5) Hinrichs attempted to buy a large amount of ammonium nitrate, a key ingredient in large explosives such as the first World Trade Center bombings or the Oklahoma City Murrah Federal Building bombing.

6) Hinrichs was later known to the FBI because of his attempted purchase.

7) Evidence at the scene of the bombing suggests that shrapenel was part of the bomb. This is a strong indication that Hinrichs planned to kill more than himself.

8) Witnesses now report Hinrich may have attempted to enter the OU football game, but that he fled when security attempted to check his backpack

Where the f*ck is the media on this?

Oh, here.

Joel Henry Hinrichs III who blew himself up last Saturday at a U. of Oklahoma
footbal game after his attempts to kill mass numbers of people psycho-kinetically
with his giant, oversized brain apparently failed.
Seriously, this guy looks like a Talosian.

3 Comments:

At Sunday, October 9, 2005 at 8:15:00 PM EDT, Anonymous Jim - PRS said...

I think he looks a bit like Tom Hanks. That is/was some head, though.

 
At Sunday, October 9, 2005 at 11:08:00 PM EDT, Blogger Mr. Snitch said...

And here I thought you were surpressing the information.

 
At Monday, October 10, 2005 at 3:59:00 PM EDT, Blogger Mr Web said...

Yeah, he looks like he's from Talos IV, but wearing a wig.

 

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