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Friday, September 30, 2005

As Seen On TV!

New product alert.

The newest development in female condom technology...RAPEX! Delivering painful, uh, come-uppance to would be rapists everywhere!

A South African inventor unveiled a new anti-rape female condom on Wednesday that hooks onto an attacker’s penis and aims to cut one of the highest rates of sexual assault in the world.

...The device, made of latex and held firm by shafts of sharp barbs, can only be removed from the man through surgery which will alert hospital staff, and ultimately, the police, she said.

...Ehlers, who showed off a prototype on Wednesday, said women had tried it for comfort and it had been tested on a plastic male model but not yet on a live man.

Who's lining up for that job?

Of course, Kid various thinks that they could come up with a better brand name than "RapeX." We think that market research would show that "Infinite Justice" would do better.

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