Yeah, Sure, We Do Requests, Cont'd

Personally Kid Various thinks it would be un-conch-unable to allow the greedy corporations to profit at the expense of needy hermit crabs during a housing shortage. This is a textbook case of how the contradictions in capitalism marginalize the opressed, creepy-crawly Other.

The Kid suggests a massive federal government program to build large, mulit-story crab projects along America's coastlines where the worker crabs could sing and dance around - because they know they can't be found.

A victim of the housing bubble.
Rampant activity by savage capitalist speculators
has priced all but the most wealthy crabs
out of the housing market, forcing regular
working crabs to rent pitiful discards.
These crustaceans need society's help!

We'd like to see,

Under the Sea,

A crustacean Cabrini Green

In the shade.