The Idiom

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Thursday, January 13, 2005

Statement from the Management

Our philosophy here at The Idiom: Wake Up and Smell the Genius, is that if you don’t get it, that’s your problem.

Who are we? First of all, you don’t know us. We are nobody special. But in all likelihood we are smarter than you are that’s why we suggest you, humble reader, wake up and smell the genius.

Our references are archly intellectual, incisively ironic, esoterically hip, multilayered, nuanced and complex. If we are moving to fast for you, we won’t slow down. If you are confused, take a note. Our mad skills are dazzling to behold.

We are not writing for your amusement. We do not mollycoddle the mean. We are primarily concerned with our own amusement.

We form a cenacle, a cabal, a salon. Nothing here will be sanitized for your protection. If you can’t handle this you should turn off your computer and go back to reading Chicken Soup for the Soul.

Our politics are center right. We are rational determinists. Evolution is a fact not a theory. Technology is inherently good. Free market capitalism is one of the greatest gifts of the Enlightenment.

Thank you. Further bulletins as events warrant.

5 Comments:

At Saturday, January 15, 2005 at 8:11:00 AM EST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alas, the first time I read this, I blew by your links. Glad I gave it a second pass to take in all the scrumptious snark. Bravo! - Mrs. Surly

 
At Tuesday, January 18, 2005 at 11:51:00 AM EST, Blogger Kid Various said...

Let the competetive linking begin!!!!

 
At Friday, August 12, 2005 at 1:57:00 AM EDT, Blogger Dan Kauffman said...

Liked your site, figured anyone Parkway Rest Stop linked to would be worth the read and link.

 
At Wednesday, October 12, 2005 at 2:25:00 AM EDT, Blogger Matoko Kusanagi said...

i like your style. ;-)
i shall link you. do you want to be ghosts, security police(section 9), or r&d(section 6)?
Or perhaps you are e-brains...

 
At Monday, November 17, 2008 at 11:03:00 PM EST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you geniuses misused to for too. good job.

 

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