Stupid, Spoiled Whore Will Not Visit NJ School

Apparently, stupid, spoiled whore Paris Hilton (and wing-whore Nicole Ritchie) will not be filming an episode of The Simple Life at a New Jersey school.

Producers for the Fox reality TV show "The Simple Life" decided Monday not to film an episode at Cleary Middle School. They cited, in part, a firestorm of controversy that erupted in recent days among residents who thought the filming would bring embarrassment to the community and expose students to negative moral values.

Had the district and TV show reached an agreement, stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie would have spent a day at the school as "interns," performing tasks such as substitute teaching and cafeteria duty.

Apparently, Buena Township is not as accommodating as the Colorado burg of South Park, which recently welcomed the intrusion of the Talentless One in their humble town. Of course, the South Park creators’ brilliant savaging of the very personification of celebrity (famous because she’s well-known) goes completely over the heads of irony-challenged conservatives, most of whom are probably residing in Buena Twp.

Having Paris & Nicole as my substitute teachers? That's hot...