Paging Bobby Trendy
"I so have to have your place settings," followed by:
"I am totally stealing your living room color!"
While it is a well-known fact that Mr. Surly has the alcohol tolerance of a 12-year-old girl, WARNING! Drinking may unleash Surly's internal interior decorator! Don't worry, Mrs. Scriblerus assured him he could have the swatches and we cut him off before he started making throw pillows.