A Cinderella Story

Just was watching Pretty Woman again on cable, because apparently, they'd rather show that piece of tripe 75 million times instead of exposing kids to the classics like Godzilla vs. Megalon.

The thing that really bothers me about the film is that it is always referred to as a "Cinderella story." But my version of Grimm's fairy tales seemed to include nothin' about no pimps or ho's. I don't remember Cinderella workin' it at Prince Charming's ball.



Hey baby, you wanna date?


Man, if the glass slipper fits...