The Idiom

Can You Grok It? Free Grokistan!

Thursday, January 27, 2005

Fatwa: Wardrobe Malfunction

To protect the impressionable Youth of America from witnessing another unwholesome incident at the upcoming Superbowl XXXIX, clerics at the FCC today issued the following fatwa against wardrobe malfunction. Cheerleaders and halftime entertainers at Superbowl XXXII will be now attired thusly:



FCC mujihedeen will be standing guard to shoot all violators on the Jacksonville field during timeouts and the infidel heart of Justin Timberlake will be fed to the jackals during the pre-game show.

Watch those buttons Sir Paul...




0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home