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Thursday, January 27, 2005

Robocop IV - The Insurgency

Robot soldiers will soon be tackling the Iraqi insurgency. The Army's 18 Special Weapons Observation Reconnaissance Detection Systems (SWORDS) will be deployed in combat with standard issue weapons. The robots operate via remote control and can hit a nickel-sized target at 300 meters ffrom a stable platform. My advice, disable the prime directives and scan in a picture of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.



While we're at it where's Robocop been? Robocop get off your ass and help!


1 Comments:

At Sunday, January 30, 2005 at 9:45:00 PM EST, Blogger Kid Various said...

It can hit a nickel-sized target at 300 meters from a stable platform?

I'll buy THAT for a dollar!!!

 

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