The Idiom: Misconception #3

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Misconception #3 - Hot Chicks

Hot chicks do not attend comic book conventions. They just don’t. They don’t like Star Wars or Star Trek. They’re too hot and they have better things to do than dress up like a Klingon warrior woman and take your virginity from you.

Sure she might be on Star Trek, but that won't help you.

At Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 11:38:00 PM EST, MrSurly said...: Alright, this post is a step in the right direction. It goes a long way towards bringing the sexuality of this blog back to "ambiguous" after that Gay Bomb post. Now we just have to limit the Star Trek references to one a week and we will really be in business. I mean, science fiction conventions are undeniably hilarious but making fun of them is just so easy.

By the way, is it just me or do all those Klingon beauty pageant contestants look like they are related to Mimi from the now defunct "Drew Carey Show"?

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