Western Civilization TM has a predilection for systematizing and categorizing all manner of things. Carolus Linneaus started it: kingdom, phylum, order, family, etc. Lore Sjoberg finished it. Behold the Geek Hierarchy (abridged):
Query: where are you located in the geek hierarchy if you date her?
Corollary Query: where are you in the geek hierarchy if she rejected you?