I See....O.J.!

He didn't do it. But, you know, if he was going to do it, this is how he'd do it. Not that he's put any thought into it or anything.

Fox plans to broadcast an interview with O.J. Simpson in which the former football star discusses "how he would have committed" the slayings of his ex-wife and her friend, for which he was acquitted, the network said.

The two-part interview, titled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," will air Nov. 27 and Nov. 29, the TV network said.

Let's end the suspense for you right now.

He'd have hid in the bushes in front of the door at Nicole's house with a big assed knife. When Nicole returned home he would have surprised her and slit her throat. He then would have repeatedly stabbed a surprised Ronald Goldman, who either happened upon the scene or was with Nicole at the time.

That's how we, at The Idiom, are pretty sure he would have done it.*


*People who think this case is cut and dried however should really read some books like Robert Kardashian's American Tragedy: The Untold Story of the Simpson Defense, which make clear that the LAPD really bungled the case to the point where an accquital was almost inevitable.