Thursday's Top Ten List

Top Ten Excuses Women Give Not To Sleep With Kid Various:

10) Just don't like him in that way.
9) Currently stalking someone else.
8) Can outrun him.
7) Would rather bang some hunky muscular guy, then call up Kid Various to have a sensitive conversation with him afterwards.
6) Just can't get bombed enough on girly drinks like amaretto sours to give his a throw.
5) Have Romulan fetish, Klingons are a huge turnoff.
4) He's got skeleton legions.
3) His skeleton legions have too many liches.
2) The basement door lock is busted, his Mom keeps coming in to do the laundry.

and the number one reason given women give not to sleep with Kid Various (drumroll please):

1) Only 2.5 billion other fish in the sea.