Looks like Kid Various was beaten to the punch on another bid to make easy money. Although I doubt he could command the same rates as The College of New Jersey student, Courtenay Van Dunk, who is auctioning off space on her body for advertising this summer.
N.J. College Student Auctions Body on EBay
AP, WAYNE, N.J. - A 21-year-old college business major living in this northern New Jersey community has proven a basic lesson of marketing: Sex sells. Courtney Van Dunk posted a bikini-clad picture of herself on eBay about two weeks ago, auctioning off space on her body for advertisers.
The auction ended Thursday with a winning bid from a New Jersey wine retailer offering $11,300 for a month's worth of advertising. Van Dunk, though, says the offer has been retracted, but she's confident that she's made contacts with enough companies to still earn some cash
When she finds a buyer, Van Dunk plans to place temporary tattoos on her abdomen while she's at the beach, or on other body parts when she's at the mall, sporting events, amusement parks and other public places. Her butt and chest are off limits.
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Late Breaking News: The Idiom has just learned that Lucasfilm Limited/Star Wars - Revenge of the Sith has just bought up the remainder of the advertising space on Ms. Van Dunk. Nothing can escape the marketing empire of Lucasfilm! Sorry Kid.