Courtroom Strategy

It's important when you are a criminal defendant on trial to make a good impression on the judge and jury:

Via Yahoo News

Phil Spector (seen here) is obviously employing a Michael Jackson-style defense strategy. Perhaps his attorneys should resort to the Chewbacca Defense instead:

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decide whether to reverse the decision for my client Chef. I know he seems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen... This is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one moment—that does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why: I don't know.

It does not make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense, you must acquit! Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey!