Wow. This Is Truly Uneccessary.

For any of you out there who may be worried that George Lucas might have to go to the poor house because copies of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith have been turning up on the file sharing networks, we at The Idiom beseech thee! Worry Not!

The Lucas money Empire will continue to expand, as the Emperor continues to authorize new merchandising such as this:

The family pet can now be one of your favorite Star Wars characters! Dress up your pet as the Sith Lord Darth Vader. Includes headpiece and jumpsuit with attached arms, cape, and belt.

I find your lack of Milk Bones...disturbing.
Yeah. Just what we always wanted. To dress up Fido like the Dark Lord of the Sith. We're sure that's good for his mental health. And people always wonder why dogs freak out and kill people.

"I was just trying to put the Darth Vader costume on fluffy and he just went beserk!"

"Did he bite you?"

"No, he crushed my trachea with his mind..."

This gives totally new meaning to the phrase, "He hears his master's voice..."

Remember those Italians? They had the right idea.

We're calling the SPCA.

via Boing Boing