The Kid's Got A Cause

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now located below right. Kid Various is seeking to promote democracy in Lebanon and support the demonstrators, clearly a worthy cause. In all likelihood he would not mind "liberating" one of the now infamous Lebanese freedom activists either.

Promoting the Spirit of America can't hurt, maybe the real charity we should be donating to is the Get Kid Various a Pickup Line That Works Fund. Overheard:

Kid Various: Hey baby, wanna see some Democracy in action?

Lebanese Freedom Activist 1: La. Sharmute! (Arabic Transliteration)

Kid Various: Hey honey, can you liberate me of these pants?

Lebanese Freedom Activist 2: Zib! (Arabic Transliteration)