We Didn't Know Mr. Surly Was Contibuting To Climate Change

Shares of Proctor & Gamble, makers of Head & Shoulders shampoo jumped on the news that:

A researcher has discovered unexpectedly large amounts of dandruff and other flaking skin, fur, pollen and similar materials in air pollutants known as aerosols.

Aerosols, tiny particles in the air, are widely studied because they are an important factor in regulating climate, variously absorbing heat to warm the air and reflecting sunlight to cool it. They are also important in forming rain and snow.

... The source of many aerosols has been unexplained and this could provide the answer, Jaenicke said.

Kid Various will tell you! The source is Mr. Surly's house, NJ!