Mr. Surly's How To Guide
I have some bad news. One day the earth will be destroyed. It's just a matter of how and when.
Have you ever wondered how you could destroy the world? I'm looking at you Kim Jong Il. For those curious about how one might destroy the Earth, here's an informative guide. Fortunately for Mr. Surly, most of us will be dead by the time the planet bites the dust, unless of course immortality technology is perfected.