Who wants to live forever?

Ray Kurzweil does. His recipe for immortality is available here. Unfortunately, we all have to wait for another 20 years or so before the immortality technology is "mature" enough to fend off the Grim Reaper for good. So watch out for those RPG's Kid, or Mr. Surly and I will still be toting around your unfrozen head in a glass jar in 2618. Meanwhile, Mr. Scriblerus is going to have another cup of green tea.