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Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Those B*thches Ripped Us Off!

Those B*tches Ripped Us Off!

Those b*tches at The Onion, America's Finest News Source stole our idea!

Rumors have spread that, should he be installed as pope, Maradiaga will effect a number of immediate changes, moving the Vatican from Rome to Barcelona, modernizing the doctrine of apostolic succession, and streamlining the stations of the cross from 14 to 10.

"I don't want to comment on any of that," Maradiaga said. "Those ideas came out of a brainstorming session and were all merely speculative. I will say, though, that if Vatican City is looking for some fresh, new ideas, I've got plenty."
OK, maybe it was an easy joke to come up with, but we'd still like to note we riffed on it first.

And Kid Various still thinks we should install the papal heart meter animated .gif.

The hell with blasphemy! That bastard has ruined the Kid's death pool chances for five years running!

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