Two things not to do while you are naked

This one is easy but hard to resist from the AP:

Naked Man Threatens Neighbors With Sword

NORTH LIBERTY, Iowa - A man threatened his neighbors with a sword after they complained about him being naked in his front yard, police said. Curtis D. Rarick, 44, was charged with
assault while displaying a dangerous weapon.

Important safety tip: it's never a good idea to brandish edged weapons in the nude. Although, given the chilly season, I think it is safe to assume that the only "dangerous weapon" being displayed here is the sword. Which leads to important safety tip #2: it's never a good idea to prance around naked in your front yard when weather.com records the temperature range for North Liberty, Iowa between a sultry 18 and 32 degrees Fahrenheit. One place you would not want frostbite is on your - ahem - extremities.