Hell is full of toasters.

This morning I cursed my toaster. The toaster burned my toast so I said, "Damn that toaster!"



Which got me thinking, if our actions in this material world can truly impact the spiritual world, then Hell must be full of toasters. And personal computers. And Blogger software. If so Mr. Surly alone has sent legions of inanimate objects, fellow road travelers, government officials, and supervisors to their eternal perdition, what with all his surliness.

Ironic, especially because the last thing you would need in Hell is a toaster.



Toasters fit somewhere between the gluttonous and the avaricious and prodigal.