Operation: Save Cody

An Iraqi Islamic militant website recently posted a photo of a captured U.S. soldier. The identity of the soldier has been confirmed as none other than Dragon Models action figure Cody.

Pledging a rapid response, the Pentagon reportedly will send in G.I. Joe to rescue the kidnapped action figure.


A Vietnam era veteran of the special forces, G.I. Joe reportedly said, "We can't leave Cody with those bastards, I'm going in."

In related news, Justice Department memos released yesterday imply that use of the deadly "Kung-fu grip" on enemy combatants does not violate the Geneva conventions on torture.