We Knew There Was A Reason Kid Various Was Still Alive
Ha! No wonder Kid Various is still (occasionally) mistaken for someone in his mid-20's...coffee will make him immortal!!! Hat Tip Instapundit
(Well, at least long-lived enough to download his brain into the computer.)
Helping to rid the body of free radicals, destructive molecules that damage cells and DNA, antioxidants have been linked to a number of benefits, including protection against heart disease and cancer.
The research is the latest in a number of studies to suggest coffee could be beneficial, with consumption linked to a reduced risk of liver and colon cancer, type two diabetes, and Parkinson's disease.
"Americans get more of their antioxidants from coffee than any other dietary source - nothing else comes close," said Joe Vinson from Scranton University in Pennsylvania, who led the research.
This is one press clipping Ra's Al Various will hold onto for a long time (for when the next study comes out 5 years from now that says coffee is the worst thing for you.) Now, off to be immersed in the Kona Pit!