Chavez to Hold Bush Liable if He's Harmed

Great headline:

"Chavez to Hold Bush Liable if He's Harmed"

Yeah, George W.! Take that! If Hugo trips and falls off the curb, he's gonna sue your ass!

Next up, "Tony Blair to ink 'hold harmless' contract with American President."

Just as an aside, for the next time someone tries to prove some sort of moral equivalency between America and the Islamic World by pointing out the barkings of fundamentalist idiots like Pat Robertson - remember to bring up the comparison:

Western World - Fundamentalist idiot cleric suggests that South American dictator be assasinated. Result: National uproar. Fundamentalist idiot cleric forced to backtrack and apologize.

Islamic World - Fundamentalist idiot cleric suggests that English muslim writer be assasinated. Result: 16 years later said English writer must still live in hiding to avoid legions of intellectually stunted men anxious to carry out suggestion of fundamentalist idiot cleric.

There simply is no comparison.