Prince Charles To Marry That Whore

It's all the buzz here in this realm, this earth, this England where the Kid is waiting for a seriously delayed flight.

Yes, professional nobody Prince Charles is going to marry long time fuckbuddy Camilla Parker Bowles. The BBC is reporting in nonstop coverage of this nonevent that everyone in Britain is 'delighted.'

Tony Blair is 'delighted'

Queen Elizabeth is 'delighted.'

Prince William and Herr Harry are 'delighted.'

'Delighted' being a britishism for being 'really pissed.' (which itself means in britspeak - really drunk. For people who invented the language, they actually can't speak it.)

Apparently Charles is intent on gaining the throne soon, his strategy being to give his mom a stroke, The Queen, however, has sent her 'warmest wishes' from her bed at Cedar-Sinai.

Bowles will not take on the title of Princess of Wales after the marriage, in deference to the memory of the popular professional nobody Diana, who died in a car accident some years ago, Instead, Bowles will take on the constitutional title of 'That Whore.'