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Sunday, February 13, 2005

The Justice League Wants You!

Well, not really. While browsing through the New Jersey Lawyer I came across the following classified ad:


Justice League is looking to hire newly licensed attorneys & legal assistants. No experience necessary. Must be bilingual.




What? Does Superman need help getting an H1-B visa? He is an alien after all. Put away your Green Lantern T-Shirt and Power Ring Kid, the Justice League is not recruiting new members. The Justice League in question is in fact not the Earth's mighiest heroes, but an immigration law firm in New Jersey. Hope they know some intellectual property lawyers so they can defend the against the trademark infringment suit that's coming just as soon as DC Comics decides to put the smack down on them. Don't mess with Superman.

3 Comments:

At Sunday, February 13, 2005 at 1:53:00 PM EST, Blogger Kid Various said...

How funny would it be if I applied for the job and showed up wearing the GL costume and power ring?

That should be done, just to say we did it...

"Well Mr., uh, Jordan. It seems everything is in order. Do you have any questions about the position?"

"Well yes, I would require special adapted legal pads, because I can't use the yellow ones..."

 
At Monday, February 14, 2005 at 7:32:00 PM EST, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please, please apply for this gig. You would be a wonder in SpandexTM.

- Mrs. Surly

 
At Monday, October 10, 2005 at 1:59:00 PM EDT, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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