Attention Publishers and Editors

Mr. Scriblerus learned today that blogging can lead to major book deals. For our readers in the publishing industry, just think about the deal we are offering you here at "The Idiom." As the savvy businesspeople that you are, you know the best time to cash in on a major phenomenon is to get in on the action early. Think of "The Idiom" as the next next big thing. The zeitgeist of a few minutes from now. Think of your 2005 Christmas bonus! It's only going to cost you more as time goes by. Let the bidding begin!

Hello... Harper Collins, Random House? Hello? Is this thing on?

C'mon, Wil Wheaton got a three book deal!