First They Came For The Smokers

You all laughed when Kid Various said, after the successful "Big Tobacco" lawsuits, that eventually they'd work their way down to "Big Cholesterol."

Well who's laughing now???

Hang on to your hamburgers. The LA City Council is moving ahead with a plan to ban fast-food restaurants: but only in the low-income parts of the city. Bridget Johnson doubts that residents will appreciate the nanny state’s attempt to hold the fries.

As for The Kid, they can have his BK Quad Stacker when they pry it from his cold, dead fingers!