Finally, Science Has Given Us Something Useful

Glow in the dark cats.

South Korean scientists have cloned cats by manipulating a fluorescent protein gene, a procedure which could help develop treatments for human genetic diseases, officials said Wednesday.

In a side-effect, the cloned cats glow in the dark when exposed to ultraviolet beams.

Because Kid Various didn't know what we were going to do about that creepy cat shortage.

PS This is not a catblog.