Finally, Science Has Given Us Something Useful
Glow in the dark cats.
South Korean scientists have cloned cats by manipulating a fluorescent protein gene, a procedure which could help develop treatments for human genetic diseases, officials said Wednesday.Because Kid Various didn't know what we were going to do about that creepy cat shortage.
In a side-effect, the cloned cats glow in the dark when exposed to ultraviolet beams.
PS This is not a catblog.