People Laugh When The Kid Brings Up The Idea Of Licensing Parents

Feed the baby?! I'm about to make 19th level!

Viloria said the Reno couple were too distracted by online video games, mainly the fantasy role-playing "Dungeons & Dragons" series, to give their children proper care.

"They had food; they just chose not to give it to their kids because they were too busy playing video games," Viloria told the Reno Gazette-Journal.

The solution to this problem is readily obvious. People should stop having kids so they can make more time for playing World of Warcraft. Prioritze, man, prioritize!

Kid Various, exploring the jungles of Central America. No rugrats in sight!