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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Jihad Comes to New Jersey

It's on! The War on Terror rages in the Garden State. Jihadi pizza deliverymen try to deliver a pizza . . . with a topping of holy war! No tip for them.
Six foreign-born Muslims were arrested and accused Tuesday of plotting to attack the Army's Fort Dix and massacre scores of U.S. soldiers. . . .

The defendants, all men in their 20s from the former Yugoslavia and the Middle East, include a pizza deliveryman suspected of using his job to scout out the military base.
The best part of this story is how these idiots got caught:
In court documents, prosecutors said the suspects came to the attention of authorities in January 2006 when a Mount Laurel, N.J., shopkeeper alerted the FBI about a "disturbing" video he had been asked to copy onto a DVD.
That will teach these Islamofacists to learn how to burn their own DVD's. Way to go unknown patriotic clerk! Maybe we should send some of the guys down at 7-11 to Pakistan to go after Osama Bin Laden next.

2 Comments:

At Wednesday, May 9, 2007 at 2:52:00 PM EDT, Blogger Kid Various said...

Dante Hicks saves the day!

Jersey Represent!

 
At Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 9:42:00 PM EDT, Anonymous zonker said...

Ironically, he wasn't even supposed to be there that day...

 

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