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Monday, April 23, 2007

Mr. Clean is the Silver Surfer?

Larry Fishburne is voicing the Herald of Galactus in The Fantastic Four 2: The Rise of the Silver Surfer?

Well, he did play Mr. Clean in Apocalypse Now. And we guess he kinda does look like Mr. Clean. You know, if you spray painted him in a Shirley Eaton - Goldfinger type of way.

Here's a preview of audience reaction:

Read the whole thing. It's freaking hysterical. Actually it captures the personality of Reed Richards quite well. No wonder the Count Von Doom is always pissed off at that self-righteous bastard.

You can tell that the Surfer is a Bad Ass Dude, because he totally blows off the toll at the Lincoln.

And you know there is going to major world-wide bank - because FF is everywhere.

Except in this version the "Holy Arba'a" (who get their extraordinary powers from accidental exposure to "Allah rays") fight the infidel powers for jihad! In this issue Sue Storm, who must remain invisible or "veiled" at all times accidentally reimages during a battle with the dread Jew Magneto. The rest of the issue deals with the Sue learning not to tempt men with her sultry, sumptous body as she recieves 40 lashes from Reed's whip-like appendages. For SCIENCE!


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