That's It. Society Has Officially Collapsed.

Two 6th graders have sex in classroom while students look on

School district officials in Indianapolis have confirmed a disturbing case of sixth graders engaging in intercourse in a shop class, all while a teacher was present. The incident happened in November and the teacher involved was told to "keep quiet."

Wait... There are 6th graders getting it on in schools, but Kid Various can't get a date???

We are living in a seriously fucked up world.