Overheard in New York

The Kid hears this sort of shit ALL the time in the City. That's why we love New York!

20-something chick: Dad, isn't this bracelet cute?! It was made just for you! Look, it says 'Dada' on it.
Dad: [Silent.]
20-something chick: I mean, we have to get one for you -- they totally made these for Dads!
Dad: Um, 'Dada' was the name of a surrealist movement.
20-something chick: Oh, that they, like, named after dads?

--MoMa Design Store, Midtown