World's Biggest TV Star Divorcing

That's right, David Hasselhoff, star of the most watched television show in the world, Baywatch, is getting divorced from Pamela Bach, his wife of 16 years.

Kid Various is appalled this is even news. Apparently the World's Biggest TV Star has a temper...

Less than a month after filing for divorce, the estranged wife of
David Hasselhoff has filed for a court order on a claim of domestic violence by the former "Baywatch" star, according to court records.

Actress Pamela Bach, 42, made the filing Monday against Hasselhoff, 53, in Los Angeles Superior Court, summary records on the court's Web site show.

At a private hearing, Bach also asked for a temporary restraining order against the actor, but a judge denied the request, instead instructing the two to stay away from each other.

Kid Various can't comment on the merits of a restraining order due to domestic violence, however he can wholly get on board with a restraining order preventing Hasselhoff from ever appearing in front of a camera again.

Documents pertaining to the hearing have been sealed by the court to protect the pair's two teenage daughters and their privacy, Goldsman said.

Bach was granted custody of one daughter while Hasselhoff was given custody of the other, publicist Judy Katz said Wednesday.

What are they a china set? "You take this one - I'll take the other..."

Of course, the real question is, who will get to keep Gary Coleman?

Greatest picture EVER!