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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

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No way! Scientists have created zombie dogs!

SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans...

The animals are considered scientifically dead, as they stop breathing and have no heartbeat or brain activity.

But three hours later, their blood is replaced and the zombie dogs are brought back to life with an electric shock.


Of course, Kid Various has had zombie dogs for quite some time...

1 Comments:

At Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 9:46:00 PM EDT, Anonymous Jim - PRS said...

I think that's the procedure that was used on Frank Lautenberg a few days before he was parachuted into the senatorial election at the eleventh hour to take Robert Torricelli's place.

 

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