In his research for the past post, Kid Various ran across this little consumer gadget.
Given present circumstances, the Kid has no need of it, but on his return to the Land of Milk and Cheesburgers he is definitely going to buy one and have it on all the freakin’ time.
Hah! The Kid has your number you drooling cell phone philistines! No more having a conversation in the middle of a goddamn movie theatre!