Al-Qaeda Needs To Switch To T-Mobile

One of the most popular ways to detonate a roadside IED is to trigger it remotely using a cell phone. But the terrorists really get ripped on the per minute cost during peak hours.

[Mohammed] Ok. Here comes the convoy. Detonate the IED…NOW!

[Ahmed] It’s peak hours.

[Mohammed] What?

[Ahmed] You know how much this phone call costs?

[Mohammed] Ahmed, use your cell phone!

[Ahmed] Dude, I’m roaming…