News of the Obvious

The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services has issued new federal dietary guidelines: to lose weight, eat less and exercise 30 to 90 minutes a day. The guidelines are updated every five years. It took FIVE YEARS to come up with that! That's the best the government can do in five years? Thanks for the update. In other news, its rumored you get wet if you go outside while it's raining.