Mr. Surly, Second Class Citizen

It has come to Mr. Surly's attention that Mr. Surly has no administrative privileges on The Idiom. Wut up wit dat? Maybe Mr. Surly would like to put up a hit counter (or have Mrs. Surly do it for him). What else is Mr. Surly gonna do when he's snowed in? Who set up this cockamamie blog? J'Accuse!