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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

He Was Probably Asking For It Anyway

Former beauty queen and current law school student Kumari Fulbright has been indicted for kidnapping and torturing a former boyfriend. via Instapundit

According to court documents, Fulbright and three men used plastic cable ties and duct tape to tie up a 24-year-old man on Dec. 8 and held him captive at two residences, one on the North Side and the other in Midtown.

...(Fulbright) specifically bit him several times while he was bound, stuck a butcher knife in his ear and said she was going to kill him, pointed a pistol at him,” the documents state.

Under normal circumstances, we at The Idiom would recommend the harshest possible sentence for this maniac. However, the circumstances are far from normal and we're ready to invoke the "Leni Riefensthal Rule" which basically states: If you're a hot chick - we're willing to forgive a lot.

Judge Various says, "Case dismissed, baby!"


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