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Monday, December 31, 2007

Good News Everyone!

[PROF. FARNSWORTH] Good news everyone!

2008 will mark the opening of the Large Hadron Supercollider (LHC)!

With this supercollider now fully operational scientists have a 9 in 10 chance of finding the elusive Higgs boson (which Prof. Higgs swore he put back in the safe in 1939, but we think he accidentally left in the cab.)

Scientists also have a 1 in 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
chance of destroying the known universe by degrading the universe's vacuum state.

Happy New Year!


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