That's Great Doc Because I Could Never Play The Violin Before!

FDA is requiring new labels on Ambien. Apparently side effects may include:

Sleep-driving, along with other less dangerous “complex sleep-related behaviors” — like making phone calls, fixing and eating food, and having sex while still asleep.

Wait a minute. If Kid Various takes Ambien there is a possibility that he could be having sex as a side effect? Where does he get a prescription?