Climate Change Jumps the Shark

Apparrently, global warming causes terrorism! And it's also responsible for making you fat! Is there anything that reducing CO² emmissions won't cure?

Global warming could exacerbate the world's rich-poor divide and help to radicalize populations and fan terrorism in the countries worst affected, security and climate experts said on Wednesday.

Wow. Kid Various is glad that we can eliminate terrorism by halting climate change (instead of the messy procedure of eliminating terrorists and the cultures that spawn them...)