Overheard

Kid Various: DUDE. Modern Times is playing on Sunday at the Film Anthology and Metropolis and Open City and M. Dude I'd spend my whole sunday there! The Manchurian Candidate at Bryant Park on Monday. Captain Blood and the Scarlett Pimpernel at the Film Forum and the Mark of Zorro! Both versions! The Maltese Falcon and Scarface at Symphony SPace! Dr. Strangelove at Two Boots Pioneer Theater! You people are wasting your lives back there! You guys have such opportunity for art and culture, yet you never use it.

Mr. Scriblerus: Yeah, and you have a dick too, that you take wherever you go... so what's your point?