New Addition To The Seder Plate

Why should this night be different from all other nights?

Well according to a new rabbinical edict, it doesn't have to be! In news to warm the hearts (among other regions) of our Jewish friends, rabbinical experts have declared Viagra can be made kosher l'Pesach!

That's right! Now Jewish men the world over can be assured that come the beginning of Pesach on April 23, they will not have to suffer the dreaded 11th plague visited upon Pharaoh and the ancient Egyptians: Not being able to get it up.

(And you thought makos ha'bekoros was bad!)

Yes, now there will be no problem in doing what everyone wants to do after 5 hours drinking heavily and stuffing themselves with kharoses, moror and the pesach: going upstairs and getting freaky through the bedsheet.

Pfizer and Rokeach already are rushing to meet the demand, producing "egg Viagra" that will be unleavened and flat, and sprinkled with the blood of Christian babies.